I am so, so, so excited to be bringing this interview to you - I am absolutely certain that it is the best intervuew I have ever conducted. Ever. No, really. I'm serious. (:

Tell me about yourselves...
Tabbie: I live in a cupboard under the stairs
Drama: we are a multi-coloured indie rock band made up of all basses that plays songs about books…mostly. I sing and play the bass that sounds like a keyboard, Pep plays the bass that sounds like a guitar, Latte plays the normal bass, and Tabbie plays the bass that sounds like a live drum set.
Latte: We are family. Everyone is sisters but me.
Pep: Dude! We go up to 11.
...and how exactly you were sorted into your Hogwarts houses?
Drama: *cries* it was very painful and many pumpkins died… it is sooo hard to talk about… the juice, the pumpkin juice, I nearly went out of my gourde… but eventually after living as a pencil for several weeks… I became a Gryffindor.
Tabbie: Slytherin, because I am pure E-vil
Latte: Hufflepuff
Pep: Ravenclaw, cause I am just that good looking I guess or I was unconsciously putting out Ravenclaw vibes.
Tabbie: Subconsciously!
Pep: What?
Where did the band name come from?
Tabbie: I am still wondering that myself - since 50% of the band members are allergic to felines
Drama: Well I wanted people to know we were a female group and I LOVE kittens, but I wanted something that shows we are tough too so I put the Switchblade with the kittens.
Latte: Switchblade Kittens means family.
Pep: Switchblade Kittens means seatbelts.
Tell us a secret?
Tabbie: The reason why we are all "color coded" (Drama = pink, Pep = blue, Tabbie = green, Latte = purple) is because our mum (mine and drama's) didn't feel like writing our names in all of our clothes, socks, knickers, etc. so she color coded us... and DRAMA can't get past it - how did I get stuck with green you ask... IRISH! half of me anyway - the only half me mum recognizes - I'm so sick of green, I just can't stand it... green will never be the new black, NEVER I SAY!!!! Ban the green - it just might save a life! (My sisters!)
Pep: The sneaky sock eater video was made by a fan and that is her actual size cat.
Drama: Inventing the basses was my idea basically to compensate for the fact that I am a terrible bass player.
Latte: The movie "Babe" was written about me. La La La!!!
How did the idea of writing based on books come about?
Tabbie: Magic
Latte: Maybe it’s because when we are on the road touring we always listen to audio books and if we don’t have the audio books Drama makes us listen to her read her books out loud.
Drama: Exactly! Originally we were signed to a record label *starts booing* and they were big jerks. I wrote a song about Harry Potter and they would not let me release it, so I put it on the Internet for free and ended up writing the first Wizard Rock song called “Ode to Harry.” Soon thousands of people from all over the world were e-mailing me about how much they loved the song, so we made a whole CD of songs about the books.
Pep: All my songs are based on Cliffs Notes.
And... which is better? Harry Potter or Meg Cabot?
Tabbie: I plead the 5th
Drama: this puts me in a difficult position because Meg is the shizzle and also my homie and I want to say her, but Harry can do magic and can turn me into a water goblet.
Pep: Well, Harry Potter can do a Patronus charm but Meg Cabot can write like a book a minute so I’m going to say Meg Cabot ‘cause long after the last glitter of the Patronus charm is gone, books will go on… and on… and on.
Drama: That’s so beautiful.
Tabbie: Whatever.
Latte: Meg Cabot, because I met her. Harry Potter won't even friend me on Facebook.
You must be the coolest band in history, what with a song named after Fat Louie, and all... are you "big" with Meg Cabot's fans?
Tabbie: and you must be the coolest and smartest of all writers for noticing - I mean that sincerely - no sarcasm in that comment - it's a rare event from me
Drama: I heart Fat Louie. I even have a Fat Louie phone charm. Meg Cabot fans are the coolest. We played a Meg Cabot show at the New York Public Library benefit and it was amazing. Meg Cabot fans send us cool stuff and they make music videos from our songs on youtube.com.
Pep: Shiny!
Latte: but we're huge in Iceland .
How would you like to be remembered?
Tabbie: as a bitter mint - bitter chocolaty on the outside, crisp and clean on the inside
Latte: For fighting my mum, and my mum won.
Drama: as the girl who made music her own way by inventing instruments and NOT having a record label or for being the personification of a candy necklace.
Pep: as a butter pecan ice cream and fries… and maybe M&M’s.
Drama: No Pep. Not what would you like to have for dinner but how do you want people to think of you?
Pep: With my mind???
Tabbie: Let’s just stick with the butter pecan.
What mottos do you try to live your lives by?
Tabbie: Give a Hoot! Don't Pollute!
Latte: As Hunter S. Thompson once said, if you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Drama: Go to college and don’t get pregnant. My mum told me that.
Pep: How come Tabbie always gets to answer first?
Where can we find out more?
Tabbie: www. what's our website again?
Drama: www.switchbladekittens.com and if you want to listen to our free podcast sitcom it is www.switchbladekitten.com (without the last S)
Latte: Yeah, what she said.
Pep: Can I answer the next question first?
Tabbie: Yes.

So, I'd just like to say a MASSIVE thank you to these guys - for being so incredibly ,awesomely, cool, and also for taking the time out of their busy schedules to answer my questions!
Oh - just a warning... tomorrow, my post is going to be a NaNoWriMo one, telling y'all I'm leaving you for a month in order to write my novel. Thought I'd give you fair warning. ;)
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